F@ck the Police

Soooo I am riding my bike down the street to my apartment and a cop stops me. I figure he wants me to help him with some information about the area, maybe help him solve a crime. BUT NO! If anyone knows anything about the LAPD it's that they give out unnecessary tickets to people who do not actually deserve these tickets. I was one of these people!! I never ride my bike, and the one time I do, I head back home on the right side of the street and everything. I need to cross the street before I get to my house or else I have to go back over my tracks. So I cross the street appropriately, and continue to ride in the bike lane because it is technically , but it is the south instead of north bound lane. Then before turning the corner to go down the street to my apartment, the cop stops me. He gives me a ticket for 1.) riding in the wrong lane (apparently riding on the sidewalk is no longer illegal) and 2.) not having a light. What the eff!!!! I understand the whole lane thing. OK. But really a light? I do not reside in the best of neighborhoods. I am 100% positive a much more heinous crime that actually resulted in the hospitalization and/or death of a Los Angeles citizen. And they couldn't go stop that?

Can I please say that on top of this two other cop cars stop by as this is happening. One of them asks if my "friend" officer jerkface needs back up. All the while I am thinking, *what in the hell is the minimum IQ to be a cop? There needs to be a common sense, IQ, racism and decision-making-ability tests before these people are allowed to even learn to wield a gun for "LA's Finest." How stupid can these people really be? I am just trying to get an education and save the world!! Can you please let me do MY job?* Finally officer dumbass leaves and officer jerkface continues to write the ticket. THEN!!! Then it gets good people. Then the idiot of all idiots (and his partner) pulls up to the corner that officer jerkface and I are having a grand ole' time and just sits and watches. Watches me get a fucking ticket!!! FOR FRIGGIN REALS OFFICER STUPIDFACE!!! QUE DE FOK??!?! Go save a life! Don't sit here watching your fellow stupid officer write me a ticket!!!! And meanwhile, look me up and down, like a piece of meat? I am in sweats!! and pissed off you fucker. Go hire a hooker or something you corrupt cops do. ooooo maaah gawsh. Needless to say I am pissed, and was pissed, and will be pissed for a while. It thoroughly annoys me that the LAPD continues to fail at keeping this city safe and is only concerned about their ticket quotients and getting paid.

SO UP YOURS LAPD! I am sick of your bullshit. Go save a life. Too many people die each day and are let off the hook that need to go to jail; that, all of that and more, could be prevented if you did your job correctly. Thanks.