Ok people, I have decided to tackle the weird new fashions that drive me insane. I really wonder who comes up with these things....they hurt the eyes and ruin people's fashion sensibility in attempts to keep up with trends. Stop the madness!!

So first on the list..... the hideous peep toe boot.

People, HOW is this attractive?! Seriously! It cuts off your leg length, making the gams look short and by default, you = less attractive.(That's biological science, go look it up). And it's really just painful, I would rather look at gladiator-something shoes than peep toe boots....heeby jeebez!

 

Second....leg warmers

[Photo: WENN]

Leg warmers are meant for dancers, gymnasts, performing artists, what have you. But NOT for everyday, and especially not on the red carpet. People, leg warmers can only be pulled off by those with amazing and eccentric fashion skills, not the average Jill.

Third... Plaid

Don't get me wrong, plaid can be a nice pattern, if the clothing is designed right, but designers have just tortured plaid in recent months.

Please do not try to imitate the fashions of your favorite gossipgirl, ladies. I'm sure they are suffering and only wearing the outfits for the sake of their jobs. You WILL look like a school girl who is trying to look older. Not cool. Stick to the plaid button-ups with the big belt and leggings, muuuuch better than these outfits.

Fourth... Pocahontas boots

I love Pocahontas, but forreals, NOT for the everyday person. I've only seen three people who successfully pulled of this boot. Do not attempt if you are only trying to be trendy or think they are cute. KNOW that you can pull them off before you buy them, PLEASE!

Fifth and Finally....shiny sequined things

With the way things are going in the fashion world recently you would swear

 everyone is wearing a costume. Paula Abdul certainly took the shiny thing to the next level. College girls, the only time you should wear shiny American Apparel or Forever 21 shiny is at a club or some fun themed frat party...or if you're a hooker or alien. Not meant for everyday wear, trust me. And fully sequined pieces of clothing are never acceptable only mannequins can pull off those articles of clothing (and they just look tacky, I want you to walk around with class and real style). Please steer clear, thanks :)

Two very beautiful women, both look pretty bad, and much larger than they actually are, and just overwhelmed by the dress. But Beyoncé wins for her heinous pose.

Now these are the only trends I will feature on the blog because I fully hate them, but there are others that annoy me that don't get a full section, such as marmy oversized flowy dresses, the one-shoulder dress, super fluffy overworked oversized dresses and accessories, so on and so forth. If you really want to see more, which I highly doubt you will go to GFY.com, we tend to agree on fashion and the commentary is just fun. Have an excellent rest of 2008 and please don't carry these hideous trends into 2009.